Tum Haseen Tum

Tum Haseen Tum
Tum Haseen Tum Cute Tum Great Tum Famous Tum Beautiful Tum Inteligent Tum Smart Tum Stylish Ban Sakte Ho Agar Muje Copy Karo To.
  

Jan, 14 2012     128 chars (1 sms)     847 views       General

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A sleeping lion is stronger than a barking dog. So a sleeping student is better than a barking teacher.-By last bench assoctiation.So sit in the last bench
A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS. Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!
Nind me ho to sapne bhejo,Jag rahe ho to khushi bhejo,Hass rahe ho to jok bhejo,Ro rahe ho to aasu bhejo,Agar humko yaad kar rahe ho to pyaar bhara sms bejo.
Press Down if u think u r MAD. I can't Believe u Did That! Again? For God Sake! LORD!! Why u Still Doing it? Truth is out now! MENTAL CASE!!
Friendship is like PRIYAGOLD "hak se maango" Love is like PEPSI "ye dil mange more" & Girl friend like GHADI DETERGENT Pahle istemal karo Fir Vishwas Karo.
When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."
Wife is a knife who cuts Husbands Life.
Devdas ne daru k liye Paro ko chod diya,Ram ne Sita k liy ghar chod diya!Aur apne kya kiya?Chiller bachane ke liyesms karna chod diya.?--
What happens when the earth rotates 30 times faster? A. You get your salary every day.
Laugh away those blues…! Humour has 2 bcome an integral part of every individual’s life, 4 clinical depressions 2 b kept at bay. After all laughter is the best medicine.
Who said english is easy Fill this blank with yes or no? ___ I don't have a BRAIN.
When U think life's boring.Just call me.I will come there & hold Ur hands & go 4 a walk on a big river bridge &I'll show UWHERE TO JUMP.