My Health problemhas

My Health problemhas
My Health problemhas reached such a CRITICAL stage that doctor says there are only 2options left.. . . . . . EitherI.C.U. Or U.C.Me
  

Jan, 14 2012     131 chars (1 sms)     1035 views       General

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Every Girl is Smart, Intelligent, Sweet, Talented, Excellent, Romantic., In Short form, they all are your S.I.S.T.E.R.
I want to kill sweetest smartest and most beautiful person on earth but then i thought.......... suicide is a CRIME.
3 dreams of a man. To be as handsome as his mother thinks.To be as rich as his child belives.To have as many women as his wife suspects.
Peene ki Umar1 to 3>Milk.4-8>Cerelac.9-13>Complan.14-25>Beer.26-40>Whisky.41-60>Tonic.After 60Kabhi bhi GANGAJAL peena pad sakta hai
Press Down if u think u r MAD. I can't Believe u Did That! Again? For God Sake! LORD!! Why u Still Doing it? Truth is out now! MENTAL CASE!!
Kya mamu apun ki yaad vyad nahi aa reli kyaaA? Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas messge bhejta rahenga kya? Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik mesge chipka daAL!
ALL WANT TO GO HAVEN BUT NO ONE WANT TO DIE
Maine Apko Phone Kiya To Network Bola, Namaskar Pagal Ki Duniya Me Aapka Swagat Hai, Aap Jis Pagal Se Iss Waqt Baat Karna Chahte Hain, Uska DIMAAG SWITCH OFF HAI.
A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding
NOBODY like U, NOBODY cares for U, NOBODY misses U, NOBODY wants to see U good, NOBODY is Ur best friend, NOBODY is happy with U...Dont cry!!! My name is NOBODY.
Har Jgah Toofan Sa Aaya He Jise Dkho Lab Pe 1 Hi Naam Chaya He Jb B Msg Tone Bajti HeTo Log Bolte HLagta Hai " " Ka Msg Aaya HE
1 miss call dene se aapko koi charge nahi hota, par aapke miss call se ees dil unvaluable sukun milata hai. Pls miss call...