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Jan, 14 2012     153 chars (1 sms)     1049 views       General

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Main aisa MSG hu jise murkh log padte hai,nalayak log dusro ko forward karte hai,gadhe delete karte hai aur pagal store kar lete hai.Aap kya karne wale hai
Only the open heart receives love, only the open mind receives wisdom, only the open hand receives gifts and only the cute persons receive SMS from me!
Din Guzar gaya hai Intezaar Mai Raat Guzar gayi Intezaar mai Naya Saal Mubark ho Aap ko 2006 beet gaya Aap ke SMS k intezar mai
D golden idea of KISS is whn u type d word "kiss" in ur cell with Dictionary ON it will automatically say where u hav to kiss.Try it
Why do women wear watches on their right hand and men on their left hand?To see the time!!
Laugh away those blues…! Humour has 2 bcome an integral part of every individual’s life, 4 clinical depressions 2 b kept at bay. After all laughter is the best medicine.
Awesome Ads technique:Found on a bag of chips:"You could be a winner No purchase necessary Details inside..
every sunset gives u one day less to joy do notworry every sun rise gives u one day more 2 hope 4 best....
The two dangerous weapons in the world other than nuclear bomb are ... A girl 's smile and her tears which can make the boys to do anything!!..
If your legs are paining, don't worry at all. It's B'coz yesterday the whole day u wer running in my mind...! Take rest now.. n b ready 2 Run 2Morrow..
The most widely used languages in Bangalore..english?tamil?kannada?....No no guess ?.....its C , C++ , Java.. .
Newtons Law of Romance "Luv can neither b creatd nor destroyed,it can only b changed frm 1 galfrnd 2 anther with considerable loss of money