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Aaj meri SMS FACTRY me IncomeTax ki RED padi Oficr bola-Itna maal produc kr k bhjte ho to TAX nahi bhrte?me bola Maal to jata he mgar payment nahi aata..
  
Jan, 14 2012     153 chars (1 sms)     1021 views       General

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Dear MARIE, Yesterday
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Height of Reasoning:
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Swim on a pool,
Swim on a pool, Sit on a stool, It's my request, dont marry a fool.
Every normal person
Every normal person has 72 heart beats,but 4 my self its 71 The balance one is ur sms So dont stop ur sms it wil affect my heart...
Giddyup, I"d wish
Giddyup, I"d wish you a happy day, but I"m just a little hoarse - hee haw.""
What do u call a
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Expect the people
Expect the people you love to be better, It helps them to become better, But don't get upset when they fail, It helps them keep trying
New Concept of Life
New Concept of Life Morning = MANDIR Evening = M_A_D_I_R_A Night = M_A_N_D_I_R_A
Easiest way to die.
Easiest way to die. 1.Hav a cigar daily u ll die 10 yrs early 2.Hav drinks daily u ll die 30 yrs early 3.Bt "LUV" Sum1 Truly u ll Die Daily.
Newtons Law of Romance
Newtons Law of Romance "Luv can neither b creatd nor destroyed,it can only b changed frm 1 galfrnd 2 anther with considerable loss of money
HEIGHT OF Bindaasness
HEIGHT OF Bindaasness..!Entering late in d class widout permision & saying to Mam: Hi SWEETIE.... CARRY ON ...DON'T STOP 4 ME...Hi! Frnds.
Thought of d day
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