Maine Apko Phone

Maine Apko Phone
Maine Apko Phone Kiya To Network Bola, Namaskar Pagal Ki Duniya Me Aapka Swagat Hai, Aap Jis Pagal Se Iss Waqt Baat Karna Chahte Hain, Uska DIMAAG SWITCH OFF HAI.
  

Jan, 14 2012     162 chars (2 sms)     1171 views       General

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