BALANCE SHEET of Life:Birth- Opening. Balance. Death- Closing Bal.Soul- Fixed Asset.Brain- F.D. Heart- Current Asset.Idea- Current A/C.Achievment- Capital.Character- Clossng. Stock.Friends - Gen. Reserve.Behaviour-Goodwill.Patience - Interest Earned.Love- Dividend.Children- Bonus. IssueEducation-PatentsWisdom-Investment.Exp.- Premium A/C.WISH YOU A HAPPY NEW FINANCIAL YEAR

Wife is a "Received call" Nieghbour girl is "Dialled call" Aunty is "Missed call" Lover is "Waiting call" BUT Friendship is ''Fevicoll''

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous"

Aaj deedar,kal yaar, parson pyar phir ikrar aur phir intezaar phir takrar,phir daraar, sari mehnat bekar. Aur akhir mein ek aur devdas "at beer bar"!!!

Pyar=dukho ka bazar,Premi=dukho ka kharidar,Premika=dukho ki dukandar,Mata-Pita=beech ki diwar,Behen=salahkar,Bhai=peetne ko taiyar!Yahi to haiBiG BAZAR!

every sunset gives u one day less to joy do notworry every sun rise gives u one day more 2 hope 4 best....

help ever.... hurt never.... love ever.... hate never.... give ever... except never... smile ever... cry never... think me ever... forget me never

Famous saying- "Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl, he's simply not giving kiss the attention it deserves!"

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not

Others say life is unfair. Well, it's true. Others are jealous of you. And they really should be. Wanna know why? Hmmm… coz you have a cute text mate like me.

I look at the stars, the stars r beautiful. Then I look at you...... I ...... I ....... I rather look at the stars again !

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY : "Marry and make a woman happy.... OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy...!!"*