every sunset gives u one day less to joy do notworry every sun rise gives u one day more 2 hope 4 best....

Note: Suna hai AAPKI ek smile pe hajaro log marte hai.So keep smiling to reduce India's population. "Population control board." Janhit me jari

Sorry to disturb U at this time of the night, If U are awake & free, could U please do me a favour, Please delete this message & sleep! Good night !

What is the similarity between Bill gates & me? Dont know? So simple, He never comes 2my house& I never go 2 his house EGO Problem

When do you know a woman is going to say something interesting ? .... When she starts with "My husband said..."

Birth Opening Balance Death Closing Balance Soul Fixed Asset Brain Fixed Deposit Heart Current Asset Idea Current Account Achievment Capital Character Closing Stock Friend General Reserve Behaviour Goodwill Patience Interest Earned Love Dividend Children bonus

Ek accha insan agar100 bar bhi ruth jaye to har bar use mana lo. Kyuki kimti motiyo ki mala jitni bar tute use pirona padta Hi hai.ali

Johny Walker : Mere pass bangla hai, gadi hai, bank loker hai, Kya hai tumhare pass ? Johny Leaver : Mere pass in sabki chabi hai

Only 2 Persons r Very Happy In This World,A MAD Person & A CHILD!Be a MAD 2Achieve What We Desire & Be a CHILD 2Enjoy It Without Worries.

Any girl call you BHAI then don't take tension,because long form of BHAI is that B Best H Husaband A Around I India.

Ishq vo Fiza hai Jo patjahr may Phool Khila de. Kahin Phool To Kahin Kanto ka aalanm Saja de.

To see monkey, I went to zoo, but on seeing monkey, I thought of YOU.