Can U believe things

Can U believe things
Can U believe things ppl do??!! I was sitting next to a guy in Mandir, In the middle of the aarti, he lit a cigarette. I was so shocked, I nearly dropped my beer
  

Jan, 14 2012     161 chars (2 sms)     932 views       General

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