Can U believe things

Can U believe things ppl do??!! I was sitting next to a guy in Mandir, In the middle of the aarti, he lit a cigarette. I was so shocked, I nearly dropped my beer

Jan, 14 2012 161 chars (2 sms) 918 views General

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Easiest way to die.

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Wife is a "Received call"

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"Love is like a long

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govt. imposing income

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I think u r very careless

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There are 2 times,

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In a Cricket Match

In a Cricket Match, One Girl Made Indian Flag on Her Cheeks. a Boy Kissed Her Cheeks & Said"I LOVE MY INDIA"

God Askd me God Askd me

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I.T.OF INDIAN

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By the time u realise

By the time u realise what your parents said was right... U will have a kid who begins to think you are wrong

Kai viyo saa Milya koni

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it it ture?

ALL WANT TO GO HAVEN BUT NO ONE WANT TO DIE

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