Unlike others ur

Unlike others ur
Unlike others ur brain is a master piece. It has two halves, the left and the right, the left has nothing right in it and the right has nothing left in it.
  

Jan, 14 2012     155 chars (1 sms)     1102 views       General

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Pyare mitra Pranam! Apke sandesh nahi milne se hum ati vichalit ho uthte hai! Kripya apne chalit durbhash yantra se aap sandesh bhejte rahe dhanyawad.
The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it: "Everything". And the book is titled: "What Woman Wants!"
U Look at the Ocean, see GOD's Abundance ! U Look at the Sky, see GOD's Wonder ! U Look at the Moon, see GOD's Glory ! And when U Look at the Mirror, see GOD's BLUNDER
Life is a game which v have 2 play! so, love it & have fun bcoz... har pal me pyar hai, har lamhe me khushi hai, kho do to yaaden hai, jee lo to zindagi hai.
Never WasTe an OppOrtuniTy 2 sAy "I LoVe U" to Someone u ReaLLy Like, Coz it is noT EvEryDaY u"ll mEEt tHe PerSoN WhO hAs tHe MaGic 2 lEt u fAll iN love... """
A good friend is one who takes bail if u r in jail .......... But a true friend is one who sits besides u in jail and ask u "MAMU BIDI HAI KYA"
Awesome Ads technique:Found on a bag of chips:"You could be a winner No purchase necessary Details inside..
Aap ko kuch dena haiMere pas aaoThoda aurAb theek hai Apna face meri taraf karo Aankhain band karo dhhhissshum Msg nahi karoge to aise hi padega.
How 2 impress a girl:Respect herHonour herLove herProtect herCare 4 herHow 2 impress a boy:Just smile onceGame over..
Last nite some devils came running 2 my room, they wanted 2 trouble good people. I gave ur name & address. they said, oh no, v cant disturb r BOSS...!!
2days weather 4cast: it wud b cloudy if u frown, rainy if u cry, clear if ur happy, sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing!
Can U believe things ppl do??!! I was sitting next to a guy in Mandir, In the middle of the aarti, he lit a cigarette. I was so shocked, I nearly dropped my beer