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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     7667 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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the real art of
the real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave the wrong thing unsaid at the most tempting moment. . .GM
Dust is dirty clean
Dust is dirty clean it.Past is painful forget it. Future is a dream don't touch it.Present is in our hands make the best of it.Good morning..
The entry of moon.
The entry of moon..,earth smiles.The entry of flowers..,bees smile.The entry of rain..,trees smile..may the entry of my msgs make ur life smile..GM
May ur heart b
May ur heart b happy & ur days b bright.May ur roads b smooth & ur burdens light.May u find dreams & touch a star & never forget how special U R.G'Mrng
Life is full of Problems
Life is full of Problems,Problems r not Permanent,But Life is Permanent,So avoid probleMS skeep smiling enjoy Life withCorrect Way. GM
I always knew
I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, But I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry .gd mrng
SMS are not
SMS are not for timepass.They silently says, that I M Thinking of U. & also making U to think of me for a moment….GM
There is no such
There is no such thing as a bad day. There are only bad moments that people choose to nurse all day. Think of happy moments and create a happy day. G'mrng
Making everyone happy
Making everyone happy in the world is impossible. Atleast make the one happy who is being with u, by your love, affection and sweet smile.Good morning.
Good Morning &
Good Morning & have a day of knowing that "Live your present such that YOU can look at your past with satisfaction & your future withconfidence!
Bitter Truth Of
Bitter Truth Of Life:"If We Get What Ever We Love There Is No Respect 4 Tears. If We Love What Ever We Get There Is No Need 4 Tears!"GM
Every moment of
Every moment of ur life is a picture which u had never seen before and which u'll never see again. So enjoy n live life & make each moment beautiful. Gd mrng

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