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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8024 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Simple bt meaningful
Simple bt meaningful words:"Wat u wan u don get,Wat u get u don enjoy,Wat u enjoy is nt permanent,Wat is permanent is boring"That’s life.GM
There is no such
There is no such thing as a bad day. There are only bad moments that people choose to nurse all day. Think of happy moments and create a happy day. G'mrng
We spend our
We spend our days waiting for the ideal path to appear in front of us but what we forget is that, paths are made by walking, not by waiting.gd mrng
" Desire, determine
" Desire, determine and decide those things that will change the temperature of your life." Good Morning
This dog is one
This dog is one buffalo of donkey the best monkey ways 2 pigs make u rat smile! CONFUSED!!! NOW READ IT AGAIN LEAVING UR NICK NAMEs..Gm…
Blue be the sky
Blue be the sky above you. Soft be the road below you. Love be the breeze around you.I pray all happiness surround you.Good morning
I want to send
I want to send to some thing special to make you smile but post man said I must get out of the post box.gd mrng
Dust is dirty clean
Dust is dirty clean it.Past is painful forget it. Future is a dream don't touch it.Present is in our hands make the best of it.Good morning..
"Mistakes increases ur
"Mistakes increases ur experience and experience decreses ur mistakes.U learn from ur mistakes ;others learn from ur sucess.GM
Learn 2Luv
Learn 2Luv d ppl who r willing2Luv u atpresent,4get d ppl d past & Thankthem 4hurting u which let u 2Love d people u hv right now.GM
Treat everyone with
Treat everyone with politeness,Even those who are rude to U.....Not b coz they are not nice,But bcoz u are nice....!!!good morning
Courage is not
Courage is not the absence of fear,it is rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.GOOD MORNING .

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