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Jan, 17 2012 158 chars (1 sms) 8879 views Greeting > Good Morning

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Jo aise chod k

Jo aise chod k mehboob jaye,To jeene se na Q dil ubh jaaye,Sayaa b sath jab chod jaye,Aisi hai tanhai rona chahu to ansoon na aaye.G'mrng frndz...!

ALITTLE KEYS OPEN

ALITTLE KEYS OPEN BIGLOCKS! SIMPLE WORDS REFLECT GREAT THOUGHTS!AUR SMILE CAN CURE HEART BLOCKS!ASO,KEEP ON SMILING, IT ROCKS!

What V have

What V have 4 ourslves dies with us but what V hav done 4 othrs remains 4ever V make a LIVING by what V get but V make a LIFE by what V Give.GD MRNG

I dreamt dat u had

I dreamt dat u had an accident. U collided wid god's blessing. Got arrested by Success & sentenced 2 a Life of prosperity - no bail granted.G'Mrng!

Alphabet 'O' Stands

Alphabet 'O' Stands ForOpportunity;Which Is Absent In YesterdayAvailable Once In Today&Thrice in Tomorrow,SoDon't Repent for Yesterday.GM

A early mor msg

A early mor msg doesnt mean that i m disturbin u.. It means u r d best & best person abt whom i m thinkin b4 openin my eyes. G'morng.

All beautiful things

All beautiful things start from the heart.All bad things start 4m the mind".Never let the mind rule ur heart.Let the heart rule ur mind.GM

Sucess without a

Sucess without a positive attiude is called LUCK but sucess with a positive attitude is called ACHIEVEMENT. Gud mrng

If you don't like

If you don't like something change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it.GD MRNG

Log juth kehte hai

Log juth kehte hai ki DIWARO me DARARE padti hai Haqikat to ye he ki jab DARARE padti hai tab DIWARE banti he So Resolve Misunderstandngs.GM

Silence and Smile

Silence and Smile are two powerful tools.Smile is d way to solve many problems and silence is to avoid them...

We never hv

We never hv what we like, we never like what we hv still we live, luv n hope that some day we'll get what we luv or luv what we hv! That’s life. Hv a nice day!

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