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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     8364 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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I just love
I just love when morning gets here, cuz i can send a Great Big Good Morning sms to my bestest friend.what a lovely way to start my day
The 'Result of anger
The 'Result of anger' is more painful than the 'Reason of anger' ,So think once before getting angry because 'of someone' and 'on someone'Gm
Morning Breeze,Morning
Morning Breeze,Morning coolness,Rising sun,Humming birds,Melting dew,Along with dis"LITTLE HEART"Wishing a very"GLORIOUS MORNING"
A Child laughs abt
A Child laughs abt 400 times a day But Man laughs only 15 times a day,B a child by mind.Forget ur worries & b happy-GuD Morning
Before u get
Before u get out of that bed.before u peak out the window take a special hug from me and a kiss on your cheek.Its my way of saying Good Morning and have an awesome day.
"First pretend to
"First pretend to yourself that you are so happy,slowly it becomes your habit & finally it becomes your character." GOOD MORNING
My silence doesn't
My silence doesn't mean I FORGOT U, My DISAPPEARANCE doesn't mean I don't care abt U.. B'coz "U" R alwys in my HEART. Good morning
THE MORE U
THE MORE U WIL DELAY TO MAKE UR DECISION THE MORE U R MISSING OPPURTUNITY, ANYWAYS ITS UR WISH TO TEST US BUT ATLAST U MAY MISS THE BUS.GM
"Forget your own
"Forget your own unhappiness by creating a little happiness for others... Coz When you are good to others, you are best to urself...G'Mrng!
Life means missing
Life means missing one & facing unexpected one.When u r near no one remembers u... But When u r far no 1 forgets to remember u. Thats LIFE..
The four beautiful
The four beautiful thoughts of life ; look back and get experiences, look forward and get experiences, look around and find reality, look within find urself. good morning
5 Steps 2 A Lovely
5 Steps 2 A Lovely Mrng.Close Ur Eyes,Take A Deep Breath,Open Ur Arms Wide,Fel Ur Heart Beat&Say " It Is 2 Early,Let Me Sleep Again.G'Mrng

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