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Doctor implants New Ear 2 a man Man: "U fraud,U gave me a woman's ear" Doc: It makes no difference Man: "It does,Now I hear everything but understand nothing"
  
Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     7896 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Always Take Extra
Always Take Extra Care of 3Things in ur Life Trust,Promise & Relationships BecauseThey Dont Make Noise When They Break.GM
Timet is like
Timet is like a river U can't touch the same water twice,B'coz the flow that has passed will never pass again..... So enjoy every moment of life. *
The Loser says
The Loser says "Its Possible but its Difficult". The Winner says "Its Difficult but its Possible". Always Think like Winner. Have a NICE DAY
"The one who likes
"The one who likes you most, sometimes hurts you, but again he is the only one who feels ur pain."GM
sometimes ur luck
sometimes ur luck is not with u,smtimes ur expectations r fail,just go and say to ur friend & pray to god he will make ur badluck in to gudluck.because god always loves u.gd mrng
LIFE IS LIKE A GAME
LIFE IS LIKE A GAME OF CARDS; IT DOES NOT DEPEND HOW GOOD CARDS U HOLD IN UR HAND, BUT HOW GOOD U PLAY WITH THE CARDS U HOLD IN UR HAND...Good Morning
SOMETHING TO FOLLOW
SOMETHING TO FOLLOW:"No dog will hurt u if u beat it with a bone! So always use the right weapon 2 handle wrong people!"gud mrng!
Apologising does
Apologising does nt mean tht u r wrong n d other is right.It only means tht u value relationship much more than personal ego. Gud morning
Who said OPEN
Who said OPEN and CLOSE are opposite words? We are always OPEN to the person whom we are CLOSE to,,,, Isnt it…?GD MRNG
Feel D pleasure
Feel D pleasure of LIFE in evry second.Nevr b'angry'or'sad'bcoz evry 1min of ur anger or sadness,u loose 60sec of hapines.B hapy always.Gm.
Every morning has
Every morning has a new beginning, a new blessing, a new hope. It’s a perfect day coz it’s God’s gift. Have a blessed, hopeful perfect day to begin with
To Hav gud relations
To Hav gud relations with all, V shud keep our nature like a Theatre Screen. It accepts All Characters but remains Peacefully White.GM

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