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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     7876 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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Be optic in(HEART)
Be optic in(HEART)Be dynamic in(THOUGHT)Be static in(MIND)Be electric in(CHARACTER)Then u will be(MAGNETIC)everywhere.Gud morning!
White 4 Peace,
White 4 Peace, Red 4 Purity, Orange 4 Prosperity, Purple 4 Romance,Yellow 4 Health,Green 4 Wealth & Blue 4 Joy. May god give u evry color of life. Good morning
Ting tong darwaja
Ting tong darwaja kholo Kaun? Mai. Mai kaun? Mai sms kya chahiye? Ek baat bolna hai bolo Good Morning Aur kuch? Have a Nice Day
We r not too
We r not too close in distance.We r not too near in miles.But text can still touch our heartsandthoughts can bring us smiles.GM
Fantastic Quote about
Fantastic Quote about life:-Everything is "Prewritten" but nothing can b "Re-written"! So live the best n leave the rest to GOD!.GD MRNG
People don’t change
People don’t change when U tell them better option They change only when they realise therz NO other option..GD MRNG
When god takes
When god takes away something from ur hand don't think he is punishing u,He is just leaving u empty handed to recieve something better.gd mrng
Every one wants
Every one wants happiness, no one needs pain, but its not possible to get a rainbow without a little rain! So face the life with confidence..Hav a g8 day!
gud mrng! have
gud mrng! have a nice sunday! have wonderful hours! have sweet sweet minutes! have sugarfree seconds! u know, y sugarfree? coz u'r already so sweet
DonÂ’t take life
DonÂ’t take life too seriously & always find time to laugh coz laughter not only add years to ur life, but adds more Life to ur Years. Have nice day
A Short And Cute
A Short And Cute Proverb:You hAve to leArn Lessons Also from others mistAkes becAuse you wil not get time to do All mistAkes on your own..!!GM
Man can live about
Man can live about forty days without food. About three days without water. About eight minutes without air. But only for 1sec without Hope.GM

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