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Jan, 17 2012     158 chars (1 sms)     7844 views       Greeting > Good Morning

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With petals of Roses
With petals of Roses,Palm full of Holly water,Light of Full Sun,Fragrance of Flower and Grass with dew.I wish u a very special Good Morning....
Two great days in
Two great days in human life: "The Day We Were Born!" & "The Day We Prove Why We Were Born!" Believe in urself & Grow to the top!GM
Being deeply lovd
Being deeply lovd by sum1 gives u strength,loving sum1 deeply givs u courage,frndship often ends in lov.But lov in frndship nevr ends. Gm
Ae Hawa Ye
Ae Hawa Ye Raat Ye Zindagi Teri Ek Nazar Pe Nisar Hai Mujhe Kyon Na Ho Teri Aarzoo Teri Justju Mein Bahar Hai gud morning
Team is a group
Team is a group of people who may not be equal in qualification, experience or talent but are equal in commitment to achieve success..good morning
Follow two things
Follow two things For a Better Life... 1. Dont talk when you are angry. 2. Dont take the words seriously from the one who is angry.gd mrng
A Smile Costs Less
A Smile Costs Less Than Electricity,ButGives More Light.So Always SmileandProve dat U r the Best Tube Light…GD MRNG
If u keep waiting
If u keep waiting for just the right time,u may never begin So begin from where u r with what u r and with what u have!!GM
Bells giv us tinkles,
Bells giv us tinkles, Fountains giv sprinkles, Cryin givs wrinkles, gud frnz mak us laugh coz Laughing givs Dimples so kp laughing.Gd mrng
D wrst thng in
D wrst thng in lif is 'ATTACHMENT'- It hrts whn u lose itd bst tng in life is 'LONELINESS' bcoz it teches u evrythn n whn u lose it,u gt evrythnG.GM
Welcome d new
Welcome d new morning with a "Smile" on ur "Face","Love" in ur "Heart"."Gud Thoughts" in ur"Mind"& U will hav a Wondrful Day. Wish U A Lovely Morning. God bless.
May I come into
May I come into ur world?I bring no flowers, no gifts but wishes to keep u fresh, prayers to keep u healthy & love to keep u smiling..GM

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