Santa 2 girlfriend: Darling, am I the first man you ever kissed? Girl: Of course, you r. But, why do all men ask the same silly question?

SANTA goes 2 a hotel & after eating he goes 2 wash his hands, but start washing the basin Manager:What r u doing? SANTA: U have written here "WASH BASIN."

banta to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. banta= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche…

santa bunks office comes home & finds his wife in bed with his boss. Rushes back to office & tells his colleagues “I almost got caught bunking?”

Santa call's wife-ghar nahi aa sakata.gadi k stearing,breaks sub chori ho gaye hai.5 min later.Aa raha hu.Galti se piche baith gaya tha!

Q. WHICH IS THE SHORTEST JOKE? A. SANTA SINGH AND BANTA SINGH PLAYING CHESS.

Some tourists in the Punjab Museum of Natural History were marveling at the dinosaur bones. One of them asked the guard, Santa Singh 'Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?' Santa replied, 'They are 3 million, four years, and six months old.' 'That's an awfully exact number,' says the tourist. 'How do you know their age so precisely?' Santa answered, 'Well, the dinosaur bones were three million years old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years ago.'

Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. Santa: Kya naam hai uska? Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA

TEACHER : you call your mother as MUM.. what will you call your mother's younger sister & elder sister? Santa singh : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM...

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger on the last of menu;Brign this.Waiver; oh! You can't get it because he is the owner of restaurant

Santa: "When I woke up this morning, I felt like going out and getting a job." Banta: "Did you?" Santa: "No. I stayed in bed until the feeling passed."

Kaal Hindi teacher asks : Kaal Kitne parkar ke hote hain? Santa answers: Local Kaal, STD Kaal, Trunk Kaal, ISD kaal & sasria_Kaal