Sardar watching TV

Sardar watching TV
Sardar watching TV with WifeWife"If Edison wouldn't had invented Power, Wht would U have done?"Sardar"I would have watch TV with candle
  

Jan, 17 2012     135 chars (1 sms)     1020 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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Sardar was riding a helicopter.Aftr sumtime it crashd! Frnd: What happnd? SardIt was cold at the top so I switchd off d helicopter fan."
Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track. Banta: Santa u'll die. Santa: U'll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform
Santa: Oh god! Please make New York, the capital of Punjab! Banta: Why are you praying so? Santa: Bcz, that is what I have written in the exam
Once santa was riding his cycle suddenly he slips and fells onto the ground. A young man who was passing nearby asks the sardar "oye paaji why did u slip." santa replies "no puttar that was only a joke."
Sardar dials a no. and a girl picks up the phone.Sardar says: kaun?Girl: main geeta,aap kaun?Sardamain guru granth sahib.
Santa had twins; he named them Tin & Martin. Again he had twins & named them Peter & Repeater. Again he had twins & named them Max & Climax. Next time he had twins, disgusted Santa named them TIRED & RETIRED
A man:SANTA ur son diedHearing dis he jumps frm 50th floor35th floor he realizes:I dont hav a son20th:I'm not married&3rd:Shit I'm banta
Q: How did Santa cheat the railways? A: He bought the ticket and didn't travel.
Santa kept a labour to get assitance in agriculture field.one day the labour became ill.what did sardar do then? Ans:He took him to the labour room of the local hospital so that he can be treated there
Santa Parked His Car In"No Parking Area"When He Returned Saw A Notice On His Car"Parking Fine"Santa Writes-"Thanks 4 The Compliment."
FreN: yar tumne school Ana kyu chhod diya? Sardayar actually mere dad keh rahe the k 1 jagah bar-bar jane se izzat kam hoti hai
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that??Santa: Tipu Sultan's skeleton.Tourist: and smaller skeleton next to it?Santa: Tipu's when he was child..