Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other. Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth

Santa: I have to learn Telugu within 6 months or I'll not be able to communicate with my child. Banta: Is it ! Why ? Santa: I have adopted a telugu child and he will start to speak after 6 months

A Sardar buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Delhi to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The Sardar says, "I want my 20 lakhs. The man replied, "No, sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you one lakh today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 weeks." The Sardar said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it." Again, the man explained that he would only get a lakh that day and the rest during the next 19 weeks. The Sardar, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my 20 lakhs right now, then I want my five rupees back!"

Santa: Aaj Mera beta first class me aaya..MasteVery gud.. Kisme aaya??Santa: "RAJDHANI EXPRESS TRAIN" me aaya..

Santa gets ready, wears his tie and coat; goes out, climbs a tree and sits on the branch regularly. Banta asks why he does this. Santa: "I've been promoted as branch manager."

Police santa ke ghar ki talashi lene aayi-"Khabar hai ke apke ghar me visphotak saamagari hai"SANTA-"Ha Sir, Par Wo Maike gayi hui hai..

santa on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now". Doctor: Is this her first child? santa: No this is her husband speaking............

Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? santa: Brotherly love.

Sardar was busy removing a wheel 4m his auto.A man ask sardar Yr u removing a wheel 4m ur auto.sardar :can u read parking for 2 wheeler

Judge: why r u arrested? Sardar: for shopping early? Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u shopping? Sardar: before opening the shop

Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car. Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Banta : Dont worry, I have one more.

SANTA witnessed an accident & rushed to assist the driver of a car who's seriously injured. Pulling him out of the wreakage, the driver said with breathing difficulty, "Please..call me..ambulance".SANTA replied "Ok, ok Ambulance . . . !