Sardr mentioned 3

Sardr mentioned 3
Sardr mentioned 3yrs experience in his resume IntervieweCan u tell me in which field u've experienced for 3yrs?SrdIn searchng JOBS!
  

Jan, 17 2012     131 chars (1 sms)     819 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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Santa baraf ka tukda haath me lekar gour se dekh raha tha Banta- kya kar rahe ho? Santa- Dekh raha hu ki Leak kaha se ho raha hai.
Mngr:Y ru late?sardr:Sir on the way I saw my frnd& came in his vehicleMngr:u came here by vehicle,den y late?sardr:that is Road roller.
Santa: "God, if you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple". (After waliking some distance, he finds a 50 rupee note) Santa: "Shame on you God, you don't even trust me a little? You have already taken your share!"
santa to banta,yar petrol ke bhav fir bhad gaye, another rep, ha yar lakin apne ko kya farak padta hai_kpahela 100 ka bharate the aabhi 100 ka bharangay
Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"
Santa attending a interview in a software company.Interviewer:Do u knw MS Office?SANTA:Give the address.I wll find out where it is
Q. Why can't Banta dial 911? A. He cannot find eleven on the phone!
santa:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi son :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon
Publisher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Santa: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
1Din santa ko fansi lagne wali thi. Jailer ne pucha koi akhari khwahish. santa bola"muje fansi dete wqt mere pair upar aur sar nich Rakhna
Santa saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?" Santa: B.Com final year"
Santa roj apni kichen me jata,sugar box kholta or band kar deta! Why ? Because doctor ne jo kaha tha ke apni sugar roj check karna....!