santa-mujse vada

santa-mujse vada
santa-mujse vada kr k teri biwi ki pahli kiss muje lene dega banta-vada h par meri b 1 shart he Snta-wo kya?bnta-mai shadi teri bahan se Krunga
  

Jan, 17 2012     143 chars (1 sms)     982 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar? Driver: Which part? Santa Singh: All of me, of course!
"Oh, look at the dead bird." Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where
santa opens his lunch box in the middle of the road… why? Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from office.
My father dug the Suez Canal. Banta: That's nothing, have you heard of Dead Sea?Santa: Yes, I have.Banta: My dad killed it.
Santa 2 pandit: ye tere sir par choti kyu? Pandit: Ye mera ANTENA hai, Isse muje vichar aate hai. Santa: Kamal hai yaha to Dish Tv hai to bhi nahi aate..
Banta: Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi. Santa: Kamaal hai ! Sab ka nishana chook gaya ?
bantaji went 2 bank 4 account opening. He took 1 form and went to Delhi 4 filling up the form. Do u no y ? Bcoz in the form he saw "write in capital"!!!
BANTA was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when SANTA r asked him, O Banta singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, banta singh replied,assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa.
Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time, Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho? Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye.
Banta: Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai? Santa: Papa ji Ne Bola Mene Unka Nam Mitti Me Mila Diya, Wohi Dund Raha Hu
What frustrated Banta when his wife gave birth to twins ? He wonders who is the father of the second son!
Ek Chor Santa Ka Mobile lekar bhag gaya ..... Santa bola bhag le bhag le, Charger to mere Pass hai!!!