Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.Banta asked: What are you doing? Santa: Drying sweat

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

Banta: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Santa: The taste.

TEACHER : you call your mother as MUM.. what will you call your mother's younger sister & elder sister? Santa singh : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM...

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I sent u many messages but u didn't send me even a single message.Now i am deleting your number.Good Bye.A Sardar sent this2 customer care.

Santa saw a man stealing a purse. THIEF:"There is Rs.1100 in the purse. V can take 50-50" Santa : Okay,bt Wht bout d remaining 1000?

santa banta go for fishing. They catch a lot of fish and return to shore. santa says: "I hope u remember the spot where we caught all those fish." banta answers: "Yes, I made'X' on the side of the boat to mark the spot." "You idiot!" replies santa." how do u know u will get the same boat tomorrow."

Sardar givs dictation test 4 students,last bench stdnt say: we r not able to hear sir, sardaok i'll write on the board.,..

Santa always study in front of a mirror because of 3 reasons:1. It helps saving revision time.2. He can keep a watch on himself.3. He likes combined studies

TeacheHow Do You Differentiate "WIFE" & "MOTHER" SANTA: Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER" & After Marriage We Sleep With Our "WIFE"

santa (biwi se) peg banane ke baad, "pee isey." BiWi: Chheee! Kadwa hai!" santa Aur tu sochti hai ke main roz mazey karta hoon???