Santa: I have swallowed a key. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back! Doctor: What were you doing till now? Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA

Pappu: Dad, main itna jawan kab banunga k main mummy ko bina bataye ghar se bahar ja sakoon.Santa: Beta, itna jawan to aaj tak main bhi nahi hua

Pathologist:Ye urine sample nai,Apple juice hai!Santa's wife:Ek phone kar loon?Dr:Why?Wife:Santaji ko batana hai k urine botle unke tiffin me chali gayi hai

Santa? I love you, i need you, i can not go any where without you.. Oh MeRi HAWAaii CHaPPaL...

2srdar jngl me:Samne sher aya,1ne mitti sher ki ankh me dalke bhagne lga,2nd wahi ruk gya 1st:abe bhag 2nd:me kyun bhagu mitti tune dali he

A street dog was chasing Santa and he was laughing. A bystander: why are u laughing? Santa: I have an Airtel phone, but still Hutch network is following me.

Sardar1- maine apni BV ko 12th pass karvaya,fir B.A fir M.A aur uski govtJob b lagva di,Ab or kya karu yar?Sardar2-acha sa ladka dekhkar shadi kar de.

Once a sardar goes 4 examination. After getting the question paper,he reads out the instructions for 10 minutes and then takes out his shirt-then trousers. Before he could have done anything more,the horrified superviser instantly appears and asks sardarji what's the problem? Sardarji replies-ITS WRITTEN ON THE INSTRUCTIONS TO "ANSWER IN BRIEF".

How Can U Take d Window Seat From a Santa Going To London..?? Guess.?Ans:Tell Him That d Seats To London Are In d Middle ROW

Santa: Aaj Mera beta first class me aaya..MasteVery gud.. Kisme aaya??Santa: "RAJDHANI EXPRESS TRAIN" me aaya..

Santa saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?" Santa: B.Com final year"