Sardar ko peete dkh American bola: aapne daru me Pani b nahi dala?SARDAAbe hum Sardar h, itna paani to DARU dekh kar hi Muh me aa Jata Hai

Doctor:Bachey ko paani dene se pehle boil ker lena chahiyeSardar:Lekin Janab Boil krne se bacha mar to nahi jayega na!

Santa:iska naam plate pe likhee zameen mein gaad do! Banta:kyon? Santa:taaki iska naam mitti mein mil jaaye

Postman: I Had To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet Santa: why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it....

Sardar bought a new colour tv and put it in the water!!! why.? Why? Why?To check whether colour goes or not..!

Santa police se: kal rat chor mere ghar seTV ke llaaava sub samaan le gayePolice:TV kyon nahi legaya??Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye

Santa Cigrate P Raha Tha AURAT-Tmhare Maa-Baap Ko Pata He Tm Cigrate Pite Ho? Snta-Kya Apke Husband Ko Pata H Aap Ajnabi Se Baat Krti Ho

saNTAr khat likh raha tha , Ek aadmi ne pucha kise likh rahe ho.SaNTA ne kaha khud ko.Aadmi ne pucha kya likha hai.SaNTA ne kaha mujhe kya pata Abhi khat mujhe mila nahi hai.

What's an adult joke? Santa: Any joke which is 18 yrs old

Santa: I have swallowed a key. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back! Doctor: What were you doing till now? Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

Santa, where's your homework?" the teacher said sternly to the little boy while holding out her hand. "My dog ate it," was his solemn response. "Santa, I've been a teacher for eighteen years. Do you really expect me to believe that?" "It's true, Miss, I swear," insisted the boy. "I had to force him, but he ate it!"

Santa? I love you, i need you, i can not go any where without you.. Oh MeRi HAWAaii CHaPPaL...