santa bunks office

santa bunks office comes home & finds his wife in bed with his boss. Rushes back to office & tells his colleagues “I almost got caught bunking?”

Jan, 17 2012 144 chars (1 sms) 850 views Jokes > Santa Banta

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TeacheBatao ki

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Sardarji is not

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Ek Chor Santa Ka

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Master: Mein tenu

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While at the college

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Advocate:Talak karvane

Advocate:Talak karvane ke 5000 lagenge...Sardar:Pagal ho,Panditji ne 51 mein shadi karvai thi...Advocate:Dekha saste ka natija!!!

Santa: Whats the

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One day Santas

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