Santa in mysore palace

Santa in mysore palace
Santa in mysore palace, Tourist guide sir PLz don sit there, It's Tippu sultan's chair. santa - oye don't worry yaar I will get up when he comes
  

Jan, 17 2012     144 chars (1 sms)     1268 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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1Srdar-wo Ladki behri lagti he.Me kuch kehta hu,wo kuch aur hi bolti hai 2srdar:kaise? 1 srdar:Mene"I Luv U"kaha,to wo boli Mene kal hi Naye SANDAL kharide hai.
What's Ford? Santa: Gaadi. What's Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi
Sardar and his family went for a party. He introduces himself - I'm sardar, she sardarnee, the boy my kid & the girl my kidney
************** Khirki khuli zulfein bikhri Dilne kaha dildar nikla Par haire meri footi kismat Nahaya hua sardar nikla **************
IN KBC Amitabh:In Which State Cauvery Flows?Sardar:Liquid State Audience Clapped Amitabh Stunned Luks Behind ALL were SARDARS!!
Doctor says to santa Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? santa: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se hamara koon peeta hai..!
Banta: Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi. Santa: Kamaal hai ! Sab ka nishana chook gaya ?
Santa-My computer going crazy Banta-Y?Wats wrong?Santa:I don't have keyboard but it still gives a keyboard error
While at the college Sardar happened to watch the notice board. It reads: Invites suggestions for the modification of Ladies Room. Sardar writes under - Let the men Permit to Enter
Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, BETA hua BETA. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It’s a gal
A friend asks SANTA how was ur exam? SANTA: It was ok but i couldn't answer past tense of THINK. I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.
santa proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you...........santa said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.