Santa had twins;

Santa had twins;
Santa had twins; he named them Tin & Martin. Again he had twins & named them Peter & Repeater. Again he had twins & named them Max & Climax. Next time he had twins, disgusted Santa named them TIRED & RETIRED
  

Jan, 17 2012     207 chars (2 sms)     835 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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Banta: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Santa: The taste.
IN KBC Amitabh:In Which State Cauvery Flows?Sardar:Liquid State Audience Clapped Amitabh Stunned Luks Behind ALL were SARDARS!!
Sardar:My grandfather is 90 years old & still doesn't use glasses! Friend:How is it possible? Sardar:He drinks directly from bottle..
What do smart Santa and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but you never see them.
Santa:Dr.Sahab 2 Sal Pehle Muje Bukhar Aya Tha,Dr:To Ab Kya Hua.Santa:Nahane ko Mana Kiya Tha Naha Lu.
Santa Singh Ji Zebra Crossing ke Black & White Patte par Bar Bar idhar se Udhar chalte the , Woh kya soch rahe honge ? THINK ???? SALA YEH PIYANO BAJTA KYO NAHI ?
Banta to his wife:Get married to Santa after my death. Wife:But why? He is your no. 1 enemy. Banta:This would be the best way to avenge Santa
santa opens his lunch box in the middle of the road… why? Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from office.
Santa got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.
What's Ford? Santa: Gaadi. What's Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi
Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai? Banta: No, agar usne handwriting pehchan li to...?
Son: Dad did you have a love marriage with mom? Santa: Yes son. How do you know? Son: Coz of the difference of 4 months between your marriage and my date of birth.