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Banta: Why is the Police
Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"? Santa: It beats, beats, beats.
  
Jan, 17 2012     93 chars (1 sms)     963 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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Santa & Lion How
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Santa giving exam
Santa giving exam while standing at the door. A man asked "Why are you standing at the door?" Santa: "Idiot, I am giving entrance test."
Ek sardar car me
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Santa asked Banta:
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Santa & banta sending
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Sardar ko ek blank
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Teachr 2 Santa:
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A man to santa
A man to santa lets to play Chess.Santa: You wait i am bringing my Sport Shoes....
How Can U Take
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Santa attending a
Santa attending a interview in a software company.Interviewer:Do u knw MS Office?SANTA:Give the address.I wll find out where it is
Santa meets his old
Santa meets his old friend. Santa: A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B. Friend: Oye, iska matlab? Santa: Kuch nahin yaar, I mean long time no C.
Santa: I am so
Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money. Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.

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