How did santa tried

How did santa tried to kill a bird?? He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.

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santa had called an

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Teacher: Now, children,

Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? santa: Brotherly love.

In aptitude test…

In aptitude test…River Kaveri is in which state? SaNTA: liquid state.

Banta:Where was

Banta:Where was the Decleration of Independence signed? Santa Singh:at the bottom.

Boy:"Oh,look

Boy:"Oh,look at the dead bird!"Sardar looked at the sky and said "Where, Where?"

Santa asks his new

Santa asks his new girlfriend, what sort of books you are interested in? She replies: Cheque books.

SANTA:BANTA! KHIDKI

SANTA:BANTA! KHIDKI SE JALDI KOOD,POLICE AA RAHI HAI!BANTA:LEKIN YE13V MANZIL HAISANTA:YAAR!YE SAKUN APSAKUN SOCHNE KA WAQT NAHI HAI.KOOD JA!

How did santa tried

How did santa tried to kill a bird?? He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.

Santa train ki

Santa train ki patri par so gaya..Ek admi bola train ayegi to mar jayega!Santa:Plane upar se gaya kuch nahi hua to train kya chiz he!

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