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A lady asked Santa
A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja
  
Jan, 17 2012     98 chars (1 sms)     1002 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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Santa singh to his
Santa singh to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh say 1 kiss ka 50RS laiti hay ..... friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500RS laiti hay.
A sardar learning english
A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party: Hi! I am sardar, this is my sardarni, He is my kid, & She is my kidny.
Santa : Sitting on The
Santa : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When Banta asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar...!!!
Q. How did Santa
Q. How did Santa cheat the railways?Ans: He bought the ticket and did'nt travel..!!
Santa was standing near
Santa was standing near a street light with open mouth.man-Oye santa, wht r u doing?Santa: Doctor asked me to eat light food.
Banta: Yeh chaaku
Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai? Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye
SANTA went2 temple
SANTA went2 temple.Seeing people putting coin into box. SANTA:WOW Its amazing people are talking 2 God through coin phone without receiver.
Santa standing on
Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track. Banta: Santa u'll die. Santa: U'll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform
Lil Banta: I dreamed
Lil Banta: I dreamed last night dat u gave me Rs 500 for Christmas. Banta Singh: Well, as you've been a good boy lately, you may keep it.
TeacheHow Do You
TeacheHow Do You Differentiate "WIFE" & "MOTHER" SANTA: Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER" & After Marriage We Sleep With Our "WIFE"
Q: How did Santa cheat the
Q: How did Santa cheat the railways? A: He bought the ticket and didn't travel.
Why did santa keep
Why did santa keep the door open while bathing? Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

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