A sardar and his wife

A sardar and his wife
A sardar and his wife was going in their car. Suddenly sardar increases the speed of the car. His wife asked"sardarji tussi gaddi ki speed kyon badha ditti. Sardar replied"oye!gaddi k break fail ho gaye hai,te chetti kar,accident se pahale ghar pahuch jaani.
  

Jan, 17 2012     258 chars (2 sms)     907 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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