Masterji: kal school

Masterji: kal school
Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya. Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi. Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi? Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..
  

Jan, 17 2012     149 chars (1 sms)     849 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA
Banta: tell me five FERROUCIOUS animals that you can think of...... Santa: 3 lions and 2 tigers.
Santa: May I come in Sir? IntervieweWait Please.. Santa: 75 KG Sir!
Banta :- dekh Santa ek saanp teri biwi ko kaat raha hai. Santa :- Dar mat yaar. Vo kaat nhi raha, vo to zehar bharwane aaya hai
IN KBC Amitabh:In Which State Cauvery Flows?Sardar:Liquid State Audience Clapped Amitabh Stunned Luks Behind ALL were SARDARS!!
SANTASamose K andar ka masala kha raha tha.BANTA:Yeh kya hai?SANTA:doctor ne mujhe bahar ka khana mana kiya hai!
TeacheHow Do You Differentiate "WIFE" & "MOTHER" SANTA: Before Marriage We Sleep With "MOTHER" & After Marriage We Sleep With Our "WIFE"
santa proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you...........santa said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.
Q. Why can't Banta dial 911? A. He cannot find eleven on the phone!
A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home. Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n said: He's not my friend.
Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya. Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi. Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi? Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..
santa to banta maine aisi chiz ki khoj ki he jis se tu deewar k aarpar dekh sakta he,banta ne puchha kon c chiz?Santa bola: Khidki.