Banta Singh was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defence. "They should not put up such misleading notices,"said Banta Singh." It said , "FINE FOR PARKING HERE."

Santa looking at himself in the mirror, "I have seen this man somewhere". After half an hour, "Oh, its the same man, who married my wife."

Santa-Ladki fasani aati hai?Banta-Nahi Santa-seekh Pehle 1 kagaz Ka jahaaj banao,Fir use class me udaao.Mam k puchne par ladki ka naam lagao

Sardar:My grandfather is 90 years old & still doesn't use glasses! Friend:How is it possible? Sardar:He drinks directly from bottle..

Santa saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?" Santa: B.Com final year"

Santa to Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake? Pappu: Pata nahi. Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo. Pappu: Who's Banta? Santa: Pata nai. Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.

santa complained to police.Sir,all items are missing,except the Tv in my home.Police:How the thief did not take tv. Sardar: I was watching it

Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye. Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!

Santa's wish: When I die, I wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep? Not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving..

Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college. Banta: What’s he studying?" Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!

Sardar was busy removing a wheel 4m his auto.A man ask sardar Yr u removing a wheel 4m ur auto.sardar :can u read parking for 2 wheeler

Boss-Apki Shadi Ho Gai Santa-:yes,1 Ladki se Hui Hai Boss-:Shaadi to Ladki Se Hi Hoti Hai Santa-:NoMeri Behan Ki to Ladke Se Hui Hai !!