The onesure way to

The onesure way to

The onesure way to conciliate a tiger is to allow oneself to be devoured.

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A shipin harbor is

A shipin harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.

The function of

The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty year later.

If you tell the

If you tell the truth, you have infinite power supportingyou; but if not, you have infinite power against you.

No country without

No country without an atom bomb could properly consider itself independet.

Ifyou are leaning

Ifyou are leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

Politeness is to human

Politeness is to human nature what warmth is to wax.

Bargainlike a gypsy,

Bargainlike a gypsy, but pay like a gentleman.

Gossip is that which

Gossip is that which no one claims to like-but everybody enjoys.

The greatest virtue

The greatest virtue of man is perhaps curiosity.

Sometimesyou have

Sometimesyou have to be silent to be heard.

Agrievance is most

Agrievance is most poignant when almost redressed.

A perfect method

A perfect method for adding drama to life is to wait until the deadline looms large.

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