The onesure way to

The onesure way to

The onesure way to conciliate a tiger is to allow oneself to be devoured.

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Whenangry, count to

Whenangry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry a hundred.

All creeds and opinions

All creeds and opinions are nothing but the result of chance and temperament.

Never play cat and mouse games if you are a mouse.

People say law but they mean wealth.

Thereare two sides

Thereare two sides to every question.

If youare leaning

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

Most people suspended

Most people suspended their judgement till somebody else has expressed his own and then they respect it.

If you ain't never

If you ain't never pick up the sword,you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.

No strength within,

No strength within, no respect without.

Words should be

Words should be scattered like seeds, no matter how small the seed may be, its it has one found favourable ground, it unfolds its strength.

A foolshows his

A foolshows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult.

The function of

The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty year later.

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