The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

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Myinterest is in the future because I'm going to be spending the rest of mylife there.

Compromiseis never anything but an ignoble truce between the duty of a man and theterror of a coward.

Bestill when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say whatyou've got to say, and say it hot.

Don'tthrow out the baby with the bath water.

Conflictis neither good nor bad. Properly managed, it is absolutely vital.

If Ihad six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first hour sharpening the ax.

The most successful man in the life is the man who has the best information.

Wisdom loves the children of men, but she prefers those who come through foolishness to wisdom

Constantrepetition carries conviction.

Evena sheet of paper has two sides.

Cooperativeconflict builds people up, strengthens their relationships, and gets thingsdone.

No doctor is a good doctor who has never been ill himself.

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