The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance
The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.
  

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Theterm up has no meaning apart from the word down. The term fasthas no meaning apart from the term slow. In addition, such termshave no meaning even when used together, except when confined to a veryparticular situation... most of our language about the
Icannot divine how it happens that the man who knows the least is the mostargumentative.
Neveranswer a letter while you are angry.
It isgreed to do all the talking but not to want to listen at all.
Theshallower the brook, the more it babbles.
Whenthere is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannot hurt you.
Whenevertwo good people argue over principles, they are both right.
Whenangry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry a hundred.
Repentance is the attempt of the inner man to return home after wonderful night out
The sole advantage of power is that you can do more good.
Duringthe Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn't have timeto sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressingproblems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.
Speakwhen you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.