The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance
The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.
  

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All bravery stands upon comparisons.
Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say whatyou've got to say, and say it hot.
A clynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing
Let not thy will roar, when thy power can but whisper.
Life is like a mirror. smile at it, and it is charming; frown at it, and it becomes sinister.
Creation is only the projection into form of that which already exists.
To be spiritual is not to reject reason but to go beyond it.
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolutepowerlessness make you pure?
We areall inclined to judge ourselves by our ideals; others, by their acts.
The great essentials of happiness are: something to do,something to love and something to hope for.
Keep things informal. Talking is the natural way to do business. Writing is greatfor keeping records and putting down details, but talk generates ideas. Greatthings come from our luncheon meetings which consist of a sandwich, a cup ofsoup, and a good idea
Power is a little like alcohol: the faster it is consumed, the more quickly it affects the brain.