The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

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The nice thing about meditation is it makes doing nothing quite respectable.

Nevermiss a good chance to shut up.

As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.

A fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of sense to know how to tell a lie.

Maturityis the capacity to endure uncertainty.

Gossip is that which no one claims to like-but everybody enjoys.

Talkingjaw-jaw is always better than war-war.

Thereare two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone whowon't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?

If you ain'tnever pick up the sword, you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.

Conflictcan be seen as a gift of energy, in which neither sideloses and a new dance is created.

A newbroom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows the corners.

The numberone goal in resolving a conflict is to make sure both sides maintain theirself-esteem.

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