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The Shortest distance
The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.
  
Jan, 21 2012     64 chars (1 sms)     792 views       Quotes

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I don't like that
I don't like that man. I'm going to have to get to knowhim better.
The power to
The power to do good is also the power to do harm.
Power is a little
Power is a little like alcohol: the faster it is consumed, the more quickly it affects the brain.
By being pleasant
By being pleasant always and smiling, it takes you nearer to God; Nearer than any prayer.
Wheneveryou're in
Wheneveryou're in conflict with someone, there is one factor that can make thedifference between damaging your relationship and deepening it. That factoris attitude.
The work of
The work of an unknown good man is like a vein of water flow hidden underground, secretly making the ground greener.
As we grow old...
As we grow old...the beauty steals inwards.
It seemed rather
It seemed rather incongruous that in a society of super sophisticatedcommunication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners.
The flowers of life
The flowers of life are but illusions. How many fade away and leave no trace; how few yield any fruit and the fruit itself how rarely does it ripen!
The cause of liberty
The cause of liberty becomes a mockery if the price to be paid is the wholesale destruction of those who are to enjoy liberty.
Thereare no secrets.
Thereare no secrets. There is no mystery. There is only common sense.
Youcan't turn back
Youcan't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again.

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