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The Shortest distance
The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.
  
Jan, 21 2012     64 chars (1 sms)     1030 views       Quotes

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Don't wrestlea pig
Don't wrestlea pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.
It doesnot do to
It doesnot do to leave a Dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.
The numberone goal in
The numberone goal in resolving a conflict is to make sure both sides maintain theirself-esteem.
If youcould kick
If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.
Frustration is commonly
Frustration is commonly the difference between what you would like to be and what you are willing to become what you would like to be.
The desire for
The desire for change is a sign of safety.
Education is the ability
Education is the ability to listen to almost everything without losing your temper or self-confidence.
It doesnot do
It doesnot do to leave a Dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.
Myinterest is in
Myinterest is in the future because I'm going to be spending the rest of mylife there.
In oneof our
In oneof our concert grand pianos, 243 taut strings exert a pull of 40,000 poundson an iron frame. It is proof that out of great tension may come great harmony.
Life without the
Life without the Courage is death for slavery.
Power comes from
Power comes from sincere service

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