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The Shortest distance
The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.
  
Jan, 21 2012     64 chars (1 sms)     1095 views       Quotes

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Thenumber one goal
Thenumber one goal in resolving a conflict is to make sure both sides maintaintheir self-esteem.
The hand of liberality
The hand of liberality is stronger than the arm of power.
Ninety-ninepercent
Ninety-ninepercent of all problems in communications start with misunderstandings whichdevelop as a result of differing viewpoints and conditioning.
Peoplewho can't admit
Peoplewho can't admit they are part of the problem, will never be part of itssolution.
Compromise.Such an
Compromise.Such an adjustment of conflicting interests as gives each adversary thesatisfaction of thinking he has got what he ought not to have, and isdeprived of nothing except what was justly his due.
The majority of
The majority of mankind always has been and always will be composed of imbeciles.
It's notthe size
It's notthe size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
He that is
He that is unkind to his own will not be kind to others.
No man is the
No man is the whole himself; his friends are the rest of him.
Politicians are like
Politicians are like ships; noisiest when lost in a fog.
A lie has no leg,
A lie has no leg, but a scandel has wings
Knowledge leads to unity
Knowledge leads to unity, ignorance to diversity.

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