The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

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He approaches nearest

He approaches nearest to the gods who knows how to be silent, even though he is in the right.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

A lie has no leg,

A lie has no leg, but a scandel has wings

The World is but

The World is but, a school of inquiry.

Sorrow and silence

Sorrow and silence are strong, and patient endurance is god-like.

Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

Opportunists take

Opportunists take now for an answer.

In God we trust;

In God we trust; all others pay cash.

To be simple is

To be simple is the best thing in the world; to be modest is the next best thing. I am not so sure about being quiet.

Every man is entitled

Every man is entitled to be valued by his best moment

you can not strengthen

you can not strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.

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