The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance
The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.
  

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Compromise.Such an adjustment of conflicting interests as gives each adversary thesatisfaction of thinking he has got what he ought not to have, and isdeprived of nothing except what was justly his due.
Never[enter] into dispute or argument with another. I never yet saw an instance ofone of two disputants convincing the other by argument. I have seen many ontheir getting warm, becoming rude and shooting one another.
People say law but they mean wealth.
A caricature is always ture only for an instant.
You can not help men permanantly by doing for them what they could do for themselves
Onemight as well try to ride two horses moving in different directions, as totry to maintain in equal force two opposing or contradictory sets of desires.
Another form of wastefulness is expenditure of words beyond the income of ideas.
Personal responsibility is too fiscal accountability as lovemaking is to a gynaecological examination
He whocannot cut the bread evenly cannot get on well with people.
True youth is a quality which is acquired only with age.
God has created the world in play.
It's more shameful to mistrust one's friends than to be deceived by them.