The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

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Thereis no such thing as absolute value in this world. You can only estimate whata thing is worth to 'you.'

Adversity attracts the man of character. He seeks out the better joy, responsibility.

Tobelieve in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.

Thefibers of all things have their tension and are strained like the strings ofan instrument.

Itisn't that they can't see the solution. It's that they can't see the problem.

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.

Sometimesone pays most for the things one gets for nothing.

Ignorancedoesn't kill you, but it does make you sweat a lot.

Poetry is the impish attempt to paint the colour of the wind.

Don't wrestlea pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

The lion and the calf shall lie down together, but the calf won't get much sleep.

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