The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

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A man without a smiling face must not open a shop.

All the power that we exercise over others depends on thepower we exercise over ourselves.

Onlyfree men can negotiate. Prisoners cannot enter into contracts. Your freedomand mine cannot be separated.

The great despisers are the greater reverers.

It'snot hard to make decisions when you know what your values are.

Our patience will achieve more than our force.

It'swhen you're safe at home that you wish you were having an adventure. When you'rehaving an adventure you wish you were safe at home.

I said to the almond tree, ‘'Friend, speak to me of God,’' and the almond treeblossomed.

A life makingmistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doingnothing at all.

Who digs a pit for others will fall in themselves.

Thedeeper the waters are, the more still they run.

Somewherethere is a map of how it can be done.

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