The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance
The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.
  

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There is a slogan written in the entrance gate of all schools in JAPAN ."IF U CANNOT DO, NO OTHER HUMAN IN THE WORLD CAN DO IT".Believe in YOURSELF.
It isgreed to do all the talking but not to want to listen at all.
Our power is in our ability to decide.
Everybody thinks of changing humanity and nobody thinks of changing himself.
Constantrepetition carries conviction.
Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried onhim personally.
Renown and repose do not go together.
Thedifference between the right word and the almost right word is the differencebetween lightning and a lightning bug.
Thisduality has been reflected in classical as well as modern literature asreason versus passion, or mind versus intuition. The split between the ‘conscious’mind and the ‘unconscious.’ There are moments in each of ourlives when our verbal-intellect sugges
When our hearts are empty, we collect things.
Conflictcan destroy a team which hasn't spent time learning to deal with it.
Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if it kept its mouth shut.