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The Shortest distance
The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.
  
Jan, 21 2012     64 chars (1 sms)     830 views       Quotes

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Can we do good to
Can we do good to the world? In an absolute sense, no; in a relative sense, yes.
We make our
We make our friends, we make our enemies, but God makes our next-door neighbours.
People who invite
People who invite trouble always complain when it occurs.
Hold a true friend
Hold a true friend with both your hands.
Power corrupts.
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Enthusiasm is faith
Enthusiasm is faith set on fire.
Itmatters not
Itmatters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
Thetorment of human
Thetorment of human frustration, whatever its immediate cause,is the knowledge that the self is in prison, its vital force and ‘mangledmind’ leaking away in lonely, wasteful self-conflict.
Flatteryis the infantry
Flatteryis the infantry of negotiation.
The easiest,the most
The easiest,the most tempting, and the least creative response to conflict within anorganization is to pretend it does not exist.
Negotiatingmeans getting
Negotiatingmeans getting the best of your opponent.
It doesnot do to
It doesnot do to leave a Dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.

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