The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance
The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.
  

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History is the witness of the times, the light of truth.
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends upon the unreasonable man.
The laws of life are founded on necessity, its charms on the non-essentials.
True youth is a quality which is acquired only with age.
Be slow of tounge and quick of eye.
Conflictlies at the core of innovation.
To startblindly with a statement is a sign of arrogance and narrow-mindedness, andwill lead to conflict. To start blindly with a question is a sign ofuncertainty and honesty, and will lead to wisdom.
The hand of liberality is stronger than the arm of power.
When the defects of others are percieved with so much clarity, it is because one possesses with oneself.
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after while he gets to know something.
Constantrepetition carries conviction.
God made time, but man made haste.