Ek aadmi ne apne

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Ek aadmi ne apne
Ek aadmi ne apne dono hatho me ghadi pehni aur uski maut ho gai,Kyo? Kyoki, woh DO ghadi ka mehman tha.
  
Jan, 13 2012     103 chars (1 sms)     945 views       Funny

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