Class rooms are

Class rooms are like Train:1st 2 benches r Executive coaches- Reservd 4 VIP!Middle 2 r General cmprtmnt! &Last 2 are Sleeper class!!

Jan, 13 2012 132 chars (1 sms) 856 views Funny

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I finally got my past

I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever!

U r ACENT of my life

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A BusinessMan ExpLaining The

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Do you know which

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************** Aapki yaad

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Breaking News: Latest

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It takes 15 trees

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How to catch

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Life is difficult,full of

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