CHUHE NE SHERNI KO PROPOSE

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CHUHE NE SHERNI KO PROPOSE
CHUHE NE SHERNI KO PROPOSE KIYA...ShErNi: AbEy aPNi SuRaT DeKhi hAi AaiNe mE..?ChUah: Are PagLi SuRaT Pe MaT Ja, CoNfiDeNcE To DeKh!!!
  
Jan, 13 2012     134 chars (1 sms)     1236 views       Funny

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