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How did an intelligent
How did an intelligent boy propose to girl ,he took the girl along wid him on a boat and at the middle of river said "Marry me or leave the boat"
  
Jan, 13 2012     145 chars (1 sms)     962 views       Funny

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Unmarried girl got
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If marriages are
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Sir to Student: What
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Man b4 marage: Roses
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Y word 'Women' begin
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Wats d diff btwn Pongal
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1 day u'll B srprisd
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Think well, Plan
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Tumse mila main kal
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Ye pyar b ajeeb
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Some one.......miss u
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