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If paper is vry tuf
If paper is vry tuf in an xam, just close ur eyes 4 a moment,take a deep breath n say "Dis is very intresting subject, I want 2 study once more"
  
Jan, 13 2012     144 chars (1 sms)     1977 views       Funny

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