Flirting is the only

Flirting is the only job in the world that a man cannot include in his biodata despite having years of experience and number of references

Jan, 13 2012 138 chars (1 sms) 822 views Funny

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Flirting is the only job in the world that a man cannot include in his biodata despite having years of experience and number of references

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