sharab hai to

sharab hai to
sharab hai to mai-khane banee, husna hai to dewane banee, ap me bhe koi khaas baat hai tabhe to pagalkhane banee
  

Jan, 13 2012     112 chars (1 sms)     882 views       Funny

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Funny but fact...Boys and Girls get into love because of misundrstandingAnd they break up because of understanding.
Think well, Plan well, Do well, Sleep well, Play well, Laugh well and Put ur mobile also into well, Bcoz ur not Messaging me Well
************** I like watching you, I like to spend my time with you But you are always surrounded by others As you are the main attaraction of the ZOO!!! **************
me aur meri tanhayee aksar ye baatein karte hai,ki tum hoti to aisa hota,tum hoti to vaisa hota,aur tum na hoti to paisa hota.
I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...
Manjil ki taraf badte chalo, jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno... peechhe walo ko aage na jane do aur jo aage hai usse aage niklo, tabhi 1 acche driver banoge.....
The wise never marry. And when they marry they become otherwise.
Never think of the past It brings tears... If you think of the future It brings fears... So, live life in the present And drink chilled beers!
Position of a husband is like a split AC. No matter how loud it is outside, but inside the house, it is designed to remain silent.
Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya
It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!
I cnt msg u til nxt 2weeks i m going2 USA nothin special sala Bush ne 3monthSe wite house ka rent nahi diya,vasul karna hai!