At marriage function

At marriage function
At marriage function, old ppl usd 2 pull my cheeks & say "U R NEXT"Nw they stopped it.U knw y? B coz I startd doing d same at funerals!
  

Jan, 13 2012     135 chars (1 sms)     1177 views       Funny

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