Har mard ki life dekho

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Har mard ki life dekho
Har mard ki life dekho toWithout shadi SPIDERMAN Shadi k time SUPERMAN Shadi k bad GENTLEMAN or Biwi khubsurat ho to puri umar WATCHMAN
  
Jan, 13 2012     135 chars (1 sms)     1025 views       Funny

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