Har mard ki life dekho

Har mard ki life dekho
Har mard ki life dekho toWithout shadi SPIDERMAN Shadi k time SUPERMAN Shadi k bad GENTLEMAN or Biwi khubsurat ho to puri umar WATCHMAN
  

Jan, 13 2012     135 chars (1 sms)     963 views       Funny

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