Honey Said,"I'm

Honey Said,"I'm D Sweetest In D World".God Laughed & Said, "Wait, U've Not Met D Person Reading Dis sMs"Moral-"Even God Lie'

Jan, 13 2012 124 chars (1 sms) 1009 views Funny

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Honey Said,"I'm

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