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Honey Said,"I'm
Honey Said,"I'm D Sweetest In D World".God Laughed & Said, "Wait, U've Not Met D Person Reading Dis sMs"Moral-"Even God Lie'
  
Jan, 13 2012     124 chars (1 sms)     1102 views       Funny

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When u read my
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Think u r sitting
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God:I cant be
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Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS; 1,Too Many Questions. 2,Difficult to Understand. 3,More Explanation is Needed. 4,Result is always FAIL!….
A person askd
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Women claim that
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Winter comes again
Winter comes again and again. Summer comes again and again, but a person like u never comes again and again because God never makes a mistake again and again.
I've written a
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