Promise Me That We

Promise Me That We
Promise Me That We Are True Friends Like: I AM THE SEA,YOU R THE FISH, I AM THE SKY,YOU R THE STAR, I AM THE TREE,YOU R THE MONKEY...
  

Jan, 13 2012     133 chars (1 sms)     879 views       Funny

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