Tum kya jaano

Tum kya jaano
Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hai, Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hai, Are Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hai, Tumne to sari umar cellotape use ki hai
  

Jan, 14 2012     143 chars (1 sms)     899 views       Funny

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