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Q: What kind of food does a race horse eat? A: Fast food
  

Jan, 13 2012     56 chars (1 sms)     1002 views       Funny

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Difference between a man buying a lottery and a man arguing with his wife? A: A man buying a lottery has a chance to win!
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Ek Admi Chupke Se Nark Se Swarg Me Ghus Gaya,Farishto Ne Use Khub Mara,Wo Utha, Kapde Zade Or Bola Isi Harkat k Karan Koi Swarg Me Nai Ata.!
All tragedies are finished by a death.. All comedies are finished by a marriage..
Winter comes again and again. Summer comes again and again, but a person like u never comes again and again because God never makes a mistake again and again.
The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
Everyone says ''Behind Every successful Men There is a Woman''..But oly few of them knows d true fact is WOMEN GO ONLY BEHIND SUCCESSFUL MEN!!
Q : what is the full form of maths ?Think A : mentally affected teacher harrasing students.
KOI DOSTI ME PITA HE,KOI DARD ME PITA HE,KOI GAM ME PITA HE,HAM TO IS LIYE PITE HE KYU KI...MANGO FRUITY 5 KA 2 MILATA HE…
rat 2 baje kisi ne bajai bel rat 2 baje kisi ne bajai bel mene gate khola to watchman bola all is well
Man at medical shop: I need poison.Chemist: I can't sell u that.Man shows wife's photo.Chemist: Oh! Sorry, I didn't know u had a prescription.
Love is like programming; One mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE