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Brain is very important part of body. It is active 24 hours 365 days. It starts working When u r born & Continues working till u marry.

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All tragedies are finished by a death.. All comedies are finished by a marriage..

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I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...

An optimist is a guy who thinks his wife doesn’t understand him.

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Life is difficult,full of trials,sorrow,pain,but if u fall down,just stand up straight be confident & say .....+*+**DHAKKA KISNE MARA BE**+*+.....

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