I have started

I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds rediculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS...!

Jan, 13 2012 149 chars (1 sms) 1557 views Funny

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Why do women wear watches on their right hand and men on their left hand?......To see the time,what else.!?

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Never think of the past It brings tears... If you think of the future It brings fears... So, live life in the present And drink chilled beers!

When words fails, Eyes works. When eyes fails, heart works. When heart fails... To kya? Samajh le Tapak gaya!

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