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I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds rediculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS...!

Jan, 13 2012 149 chars (1 sms) 1919 views Funny

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Darde dil me gam

Darde dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hai, aab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai, aapne band kiya jabse SMS karna, MOBILE ki battery jyada chalti hai!

When hand stop..

When hand stop.. lips work.. when lips stop...eyes work.. When eyes stop,heart works... when heart stop... abe MAAMU TU TAPAK GAYA HAI

If i had gone 4

If i had gone 4 brain transplantation i have chosen ur brain b'coz i want 2 use the brain that is never used b4

The most effective

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

Defination of a NURSE

Defination of a NURSE-> A young and beautiful woman who fingers u in all places n holds ur hand and then expects ur pulse to be normal

Great Calculation: Only

Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains. Rest have Girlfriends

God:I cant be

God:I cant be everywhere so i created Mother!!Evil:I too cant b everywhere so i created Mother-in-Law

U love sumone.

U love sumone.. U marry sumone else. The one u marry Bcoms ur wife or husband & the one u loved Bcoms the password of ur email id.

U r ACENT of my life

U r ACENT of my life, ALTO of my dreams, IKON of my eyes ,Zen of my thoughts, INDICA of my joy, LANCER of my heart…In simple ,u r the traffic jam of my heart…

sharab hai to

sharab hai to mai-khane banee, husna hai to dewane banee, ap me bhe koi khaas baat hai tabhe to pagalkhane banee

Sun wouldn’t be red,

Sun wouldn’t be red, Sea wouldn’t be blue, I wouldn’t be happy, Without disturbing u.

Qu - What makes

Qu - What makes a man think about Candlelight Dinner?Ans - Power Failure

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