One american boy giving interview 4 admission in school. Madam asks who is ur father? His mother says: please ask simple questions madam!

Gud Morning… Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking ur blood. Thanks

Don't marry AIRTEL girl, she will do magic on u. Don't marry BSNL girl, she has connections with all Indians. Don't marry IDEA girl, she touches u tomorrow, not today. Don't marry RELIANCE girl, she takes u in her mutthi mein. Marry only HUTCH girl, she follows u where ever u go

when the blue, I remember U, when the moon full, I remember U, when rains starts, I remember U. Can U tell me where my umbrella.

MACHAR MARNE KA NYA STYLE: Phle mchr pkdo,fir use zmin pe lita do,fir use GUDGUDI kro, OR jaise hi HASNE k liye MUH khole, SALE ko ALLOUT pila do.

Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna ho to Gai k samne le jao..Agar wo dur gai to samajh lena ki dimag me GOBAR hai Agar pas ayi to Bhusa he

Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound, Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!

Eating rotten fruit, Sleeping near drainage, Dog biting twice, Travelling in govt bus..r a million times better than believing a Girl.

Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it, i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!

Intizar... Na raat ka, Na din ka, Na subha ka, Na shaam ka, Na iska, Na uska.... Intizar hai to bas apke pyar bharay SMS ka.

Har mard ki life dekho toWithout shadi SPIDERMAN Shadi k time SUPERMAN Shadi k bad GENTLEMAN or Biwi khubsurat ho to puri umar WATCHMAN

Ye pyar b ajeeb cheez hai.Maa se ho to mamta.papa se ho to kartavya.Bhai se ho to dharm.Behen se ho to farz.Aur biwi se ho to...Sonumonuchotupappu