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The wise never
The wise never marry. And when they marry they become otherwise.
  
Jan, 13 2012     64 chars (1 sms)     894 views       Funny

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Sabhi ladko ko suchit
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CHUHE NE SHERNI KO PROPOSE
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Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering
Wife-I wish I was
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Beautiful flowers die
Beautiful flowers die…. Nice stories end…… Lovely songs fade…….. .. Momeries are forgotten… .. All things comes to end….. But people like YOU always remain forever ….. ….. ….. BECAUSE GHOSTS NEVER DIE
God made a daylight
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When a Man Opens
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To b happy with
To b happy with a man,love him a little n understand him a lot.To b happy with a woman,love her a lot n DO NOT TRY to understand her.
Har mard ki life dekho
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