The wise never

The wise never
The wise never marry. And when they marry they become otherwise.
  

Jan, 13 2012     64 chars (1 sms)     884 views       Funny

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an IDEA can change ur life..... but DOCKOMO can change ur wife
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Vo kaun hai? * Jo ISHQ me hai? * Jo MANN me hai? * Jo DIL me hai? * magar DHADKAN me nahi? Jyada soch mat STUPID Vo hai AMIR KHAN
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Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains. Rest have Girlfriends