1 aadmi ne 100 times blood donate kar k record banaya Blood bank walo ne uski wife ko bhi prize diya ye kehte hue ki "Apne nahi piya, tabhi to Humne liya."

Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without brain. Please tell them your age!

Attitude of girls Whn a boy sends dirty sms She laughs for 10 min, forward dat 2 her frnds n then replies d boy i dont like that kind of msg

99 SAAL ka ek aadmi SWARG ki RONAK aur APSARA dekh kar boLaye RAMDEV BABA aur unke PRANAYAAM ke CHAKKAR me NA pada hota to yahan PAHLE hi AA GAYA HOTA.

Bhagwan se Scooter manga.. Car di; Ghar manga.. bangla diya; dost manga toh tumhey diya.. Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya

I've been arrested for bein the ugliest person in usa, can u cum down the police station and show them it's a mistake?

Flirting is the only job in the world that a man cannot include in his biodata despite having years of experience and number of references

Some One Is Loving you; Caring for you; Watching over you; Protecting you Guess Who? Neighbour's Dog

dil bechen he aaj kal mera jab se jiyada aane laga he mobile ka bill mera

Great people talk about ideas, Average people talk about things, Small people talk about other people, And Legends never talk, they send SMS...

Breaking News: BATA has innovated and started BOOKINGS of new shoes which have GPS system so that they doesn't miss the target when thrown at politicians

WHY INDIA IS IN TROUBLE...POPULATION :100 CR. RETIRED =9 CR. CENTRAL GOVT=17CR. STATE GOVT=30 CR(BOTH DONT WORK).I.T. Professional =1 cr. (dont work for india).In school = 25 cr.under 5 yr.age= 1 cr. Unemployed= 15 cr.In hospital= 1.2 cr.Statics u find 7999998 person any time in jail.Then balance 2 r U me . U R BUSY IN PHILOSOPICAL THINKING. How can I handle INDIA ALONE?