1 Bhakt Ashram

1 Bhakt Ashram
1 Bhakt Ashram Me Jake SwamiG Se-SwamiG Mera Puja Me Mann Nai Lagta! Kya Karu? Swami:Us Puja Ko Mere Pass Bhejo Shayad Mera Man Lag jae!
  

Jan, 13 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     1073 views       Funny

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A tactful wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband cant afford another woman. . .