Kabhi kisi ladki se

Kabhi kisi ladki se
Kabhi kisi ladki se book nahi mangni chahiye..? Nahi to chanta bhi lag sakta hai..? kyoki fullform of book is :-B=BabyO=onlyO=oneK=kiss
  

Jan, 13 2012     135 chars (1 sms)     939 views       Funny

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