Kabhi kisi ladki se

Kabhi kisi ladki se
Kabhi kisi ladki se book nahi mangni chahiye..? Nahi to chanta bhi lag sakta hai..? kyoki fullform of book is :-B=BabyO=onlyO=oneK=kiss
  

Jan, 13 2012     135 chars (1 sms)     1034 views       Funny

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Boys go to college to develop the mind, girls go to college to catch them before this happens.
Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound, Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!
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Namaskar Agar Dharti Par ho to SMS bhejo, Asmaan par ho to Barish bhejo, Swarg me ho to Apsara bhejo aur agar Narak me ho to ENJOY YOURSELF....
Dost mere marne ke baad aansu na bahaana Jab yaah aaye meri, to seedhe upar hi chale aana.
He made a local call Sardar wanted to make a std. call to punjab, He wanted to save money so what did he do? Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call.
Always keep a picture of your wife in your purse.Look at it when you are in trouble.You will feel that other problems are not as big as this one!
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me aur meri tanhayee aksar ye baatein karte hai,ki tum hoti to aisa hota,tum hoti to vaisa hota,aur tum na hoti to paisa hota.
Have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom,while soap in ur eyes.Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u.Its only 4 those who take bath everyday…
Medical Shayari When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! When you breathe, you respire! Wah Wah! When you don't breathe, you expire! Wah Wah, kya baat hai!
The difference betwin Best frnd and Just frnd? When you r in hospital, Just frnd asks: Tabiyat kaisi hai? And Best frnd aska: Nurse kaisi hai..!!