Why is Gandhiji smiling on

Why is Gandhiji smiling on all currency notes?Because if he cries..All notes will get 'wet'..

Jan, 13 2012 93 chars (1 sms) 1149 views Funny

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Why is Gandhiji smiling on all currency notes?Because if he cries..All notes will get 'wet'..

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