Hamari dua hai aapko

Hamari dua hai aapko
Hamari dua hai aapko KRISH ka josh,UMRAOJAN ka pyar.BABUL ka dular MUNNA BHAI ki jhappi,DHOOM KI bike,VIVAH ki wife aur DON ki life mile..
  

Jan, 13 2012     138 chars (1 sms)     914 views       Funny

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