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I want to Share
I want to Share Everything with You:Your Joys Your Sadness Your Happy Moments Every Single Second of the Day. Let us START with your ATM PASSWORD first !
  
Jan, 13 2012     153 chars (1 sms)     893 views       Funny

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How do you express
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TeachIf U hv 12
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Only True frenz
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To b happy with
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Fathr to son
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10% of road accidents
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