I want to Share

I want to Share
I want to Share Everything with You:Your Joys Your Sadness Your Happy Moments Every Single Second of the Day. Let us START with your ATM PASSWORD first !
  

Jan, 13 2012     153 chars (1 sms)     817 views       Funny

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