TeachIf U hv 12

TeachIf U hv 12
TeachIf U hv 12 Chocolates & u giv 5 to SONAL, 4 to NEHA & 3 to TINA den wat wil U hv Now? SAHIL: 3 New Galfrndz!
  

Jan, 13 2012     113 chars (1 sms)     970 views       Funny

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