Tip to reduce alcohal

Tip to reduce alcohal
Tip to reduce alcohal consumption :"Before marriage drink only on the days when u r sad, After marriage drink only on days when u r Happy!"
  

Jan, 13 2012     139 chars (1 sms)     981 views       Funny

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Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun, Dil mein gum rakhta hun, Pata tha SMS ayega tera, Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun
You know biggest irony of marriage is that, Woman expects man to change & they don't & Man expects woman not to change & they do!
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