Tip to reduce alcohal

Tip to reduce alcohal consumption :"Before marriage drink only on the days when u r sad, After marriage drink only on days when u r Happy!"

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If paper is vry tuf

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Laila ki shadi mey

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Q: What kind of

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************** Give one english

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What will be the girl's

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The best way to remember

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Full Form of Girl

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Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

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At marriage function

At marriage function, old ppl usd 2 pull my cheeks & say "U R NEXT"Nw they stopped it.U knw y? B coz I startd doing d same at funerals!

Some One Is Loving

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